Darwin foiled again

Man drunkenly climbs into panda enclosure, tries to hug panda, is bitten, bites the panda back, only to survive when zookeepers come to his rescue.

From CNN:

The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang, a father of two who was visiting Beijing for the first time, as saying that he had seen pandas on television and "they seemed to get along well with people."

"No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."

More goodness in the CNN article.